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If you DON’T LIKE pineapple on pizza, reblog this post.

creepyhalehouse:

And if you DO like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.

I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important. 

-in the car going I don’t know where-
WTF IS THAT WHERE’S THE REST OF THE BUILDING I CANT UNDERSTAND THIS
Two buildings. Like triangles, instead of a regular squareish shape. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I WAS SO CONFUSEEEED. High-res photo

Years ago, if you left class before the teacher said ‘oh, I almost forgot, take this worksheet, it’s homework for tomorrow’ you would have a believable excuse not to do it.

Now I can try to run, but I can still hear him ‘GO TO MOODLE, I WANT IT DONE TOMORROW’.

There’s no escape

I like biology but seriously, do I need to know the waggle dance of worker bees?

I can’t wait for this module to finish, sometimes i feel like I could waggle my way out of class.

Homework.

'With reference to -this-, describe -that-'

-Oh, this one’s easy

'Suggest reasons for this'

-MAGIC.

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philthytiger:

umistakemeforstraight:

fearfullittleloverr:

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

excellent demonstration! relax everybody :)
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lucifersblog:

sir-not-appearing-in-this-blog:

rlyhigh:

…and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”
 

and then he added, “the Greek one, too”

I didn’t expect you guys to actually listen.

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feng-huang:

kyntello:

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I’ve been waiting for this for so long

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To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you’re under 21.

askjennettemccurdy:

thisgirlnamedkaranya:

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revelati-n:

i don’t understand why he’s crying this is my dream
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sherlockisthenight:

i’m not sure whether i should laugh or cry omg

imagine this thing crawling rapidly towards you in the middle of the night

your delivery has arrived

WYH IS THIS HAPPENDING

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
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